Usually I am against posting anything on the failure magnet and supreme dellusional that is Brandon Barnett aka Mr Hilton…it only encourages him to carry on breathing.
However whilst avoiding work I got side tracked by lolling at Brandon’s pitiful existence, and that hilarious ‘music’ video which raped him of all artistic dignity and also caused me to switch off half way through before I died of second-hand embarrassment.
I happened to stumble across an old myspace page of his, filled with yet even more delusions and failures of epic proportions.
Such claims are made as his clothing line ‘(r)AGE’ would be in stores such as Macy’s and Urban Outfitters WorldWide as of Fall 2007…………….ORLY Brandon?
As you can see below, a blind fashion unconscious 7 year old could make more proffesional and original designs.
(Sorry I cant get them any bigger, these were the size they were in his blog)
Nice use of felt tip Brandon.
He also claimed that his line was going to be featuring in New York Fashion Week (lol lol) which he was holding a ‘competition’ for models…interestingly the blog which featured these egocentric preposterous ramblings only got 3 replies…one being obvious spam.
Perhaps if his glorious fashion line had made it as well as his makeup, modeling and music he would have been able to sort out that beak nose and overbite….one can only dream.
Sorry if this is old news btw, I wasn’t aware of it being unearthed before.