@Brandon_Hilton so many failures, so little time. 27 comments

Usually I am against posting anything on the failure magnet and supreme dellusional that is Brandon Barnett aka Mr Hilton…it only encourages him to carry on breathing.

However whilst avoiding work I got side tracked by lolling at Brandon’s pitiful existence, and that hilarious ‘music’ video which raped him of all artistic dignity and also caused me to switch off half way through before I died of second-hand embarrassment.

I happened to stumble across an old myspace page of his, filled with yet even more delusions and failures of epic proportions.

http://www.myspace.com/brandonrockxsockx

Such claims are made as his clothing line ‘(r)AGE’ would be in stores such as Macy’s and Urban Outfitters WorldWide as of Fall 2007…………….ORLY Brandon?

As you can see below, a blind fashion unconscious 7 year old could make more proffesional and original designs.

(Sorry I cant get them any bigger, these were the size they were in his blog)

Nice use of felt tip Brandon.

He also claimed that his line was going to be featuring in New York Fashion Week (lol lol) which he was holding a ‘competition’ for models…interestingly the blog which featured these egocentric preposterous ramblings only got 3 replies…one being obvious spam.

Perhaps if his glorious fashion line had made it as well as his makeup, modeling and music he would have been able to sort out that beak nose and overbite….one can only dream.

Sorry if this is old news btw, I wasn’t aware of it being unearthed before.


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27 comments

blablabla, April 27, 2010

HAHAHAH rage. I’d constantly be in a rage also if I were such a huge piece of fail.
Matter of fact, (f)AIL will hit stores Summer 2010! hayy

blablabla, April 27, 2010

Again with the non-existent “we.”

Anonymous, April 27, 2010

He has a really awkwardly shaped head.

spaz, April 27, 2010

LOL.

Oh flash flash flash it’s the paparazzi again.

Anonymous, April 27, 2010

This is gold.

WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE INDUSTRY!!!, April 27, 2010

WOW, nice “paper models” you mean fashion sketches? A fashion croquis even. Brandon Hilton, you’re so sad. So so sad. I’m in fashion school. I’m younger than you. I’m going to be more successful than you because I volunteer behind the scenes and sew until my fingers bleed. Just go back to dicks, that seems to be the only thing you’re good at.

MP3 Tha Truth Tella, April 27, 2010

this isnt even Brandon’s real myspace and hasnt been logged in to since 2007, you dont even know its his, fail. also, his real last name IS Hilton, Barnett is his sisters last name and they have different fathers, I asked her on facebook she’s listed under his siblings. nice try but YOU FAIL AT LIFE like the rest of his loser ass haters.

Anonymous, April 27, 2010

Why is everyone hating on this kid?
Everyone is allowed to have hopes and dreams, albeit, they might be so far in the clouds, they are unreachable.

Leave the kid alone.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

lol…Hey, Brandon.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

I knew right after reading this he was going to claim it isn’t his. so lol@ comments

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

/throws up

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

Who cares? Amor’s doing porn.

E, April 28, 2010

Despite the obvious failure Brandon Hilton is, I must admit he looks slightly better in that picture than he does these days. Then again, maybe it’s just angles.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

Nobody knows who Brandon Hilton is now. In 2007 he was probably even MORE less known.

Lisa, April 28, 2010

lmfao the phrase ‘fail magnet’ just made my day.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

The sketches themselves aren’t that bad, the designs are awful,but the sketches aren’t all that bad. Still full of fail though.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

I thought I saw the last log in was 2009?

Hummanahummana, April 28, 2010

Major lolz = ]

wtf, April 28, 2010

PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT LOL! 😀

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

These pieces did come out. I bought 2 of them and still rock the shit out of them 🙂

hehaw, April 28, 2010

wow he does look better in that pic

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, April 28, 2010

EFAG CLAIMING THAT THEY PURCHASED THE CLOTHING:
PROVIDE PICS OF YOU IN THEM, NAO.
SO WE KNOW YOU’RE NOT BRANDON.

NO major retailer is going to carry the same line of clothing as another competing store, it’s called oversaturation of the market, DUH. Especially from a NOBODY.
-retail fag.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

PWNT bh should just sell crack.

Ice, April 28, 2010

I do not hate Brandon.

I think it is ridiculous that he LIES about everything including that his last name is Hilton.
It is also bad that he is trying to act like he knows Lady Gaga and that they are best friends and coming out with an album (That he photoshopped a picture of Gaga in) when he has only met her at a meet and greet.

He first tried to get his fame by claiming he was friends, and then related to Paris Hilton and now he is trying to make it like it was Gaga the whole time.

Anyone that believes him, is just a delirious as he is.

To sum it up, it is okay to have dreams but not okay to lie and leech off of someone else.

PS. I am pretty sure it is illegal on his part by putting the Lady Gaga Elle photo shoot on his drop card.

FAILfailFAIL, April 28, 2010

Love the knockoff of Jeffree Star’s whole ‘saw blade on the mouth’ in the pics BH.

Anonymous, April 28, 2010

READ THE COMMENTS ON HIS PRO!

Brandon hilton said that, that page has nothing to do with him!
Yeah fucking right!
Im sure everyone will believe that just like they believe Lady gaga knows you!

Relates, April 28, 2010

The only insult I will use for One-Ball from this point forward is “mentally ill.”

That’s all he is. He’s living in his own world.


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