New lows of Kevin Kemo 17 comments

Infamous and desperate suspected man-girl Kevin ‘Kemo’ Lactose has reached new lows on his quest to play ‘hide the sausage’ with yet more SIF’s and STI infected 15 year olds with internet access.
Kevin the self proclaimed ‘Man About Town’ Kemo has in the past created a comical and failtastic website to find his ‘perfect girl’….aptly described by him as ‘must have all 4 limbs, hair in the right places and a non-saggy vagina’. As well as publicly cumming in his pants over being complimented and told he looks like Ian Vuitton by the Insane Clown Posses newest member Amor Hilton.

He has now succumbed to the lures of the free dating website.

Plenty of Fish.


Here are some of the lovely ladies the deluded blue-haired troll boy could be contacting:

It would not surprise me if Kevin attempted to jump on the Statutory-Rape Bandwagon in an endeavor to gain both the love and fame that he so desperately craves and fails to achieve.

Your failure never disappoints. I pity you Kevin.
His Plenty of Fish Profile:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=19641209

Direct your abuse here:
http://www.formspring.me/KevinKemo


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17 comments

lol, July 19, 2010

hahahahahahhaha

C, July 19, 2010

He wants to fucking move near me…seriously, who the fuck would WANT to live in Worthing? Proof he’s a twat.

bystander, July 19, 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! KFC or BK? Or Mickey D’s??
This faggot is a FUCKING FAIL!!!

Anonymous, July 19, 2010

I think if him and girl #1 work, that’s one hell of a lolcow

Anonymous, July 19, 2010

That’s green hair..clorblind much?

Shane Mitschke, July 19, 2010

Is the middle one Melissa Green?

Anonymous, July 19, 2010

Has nobody realized that who ever posted this article actually has a PlentyofFish profile too? That’s just as pathetic.

lol, July 19, 2010

Hey anonymous 417, thats because its a self post. Kevin always self posts. But its so damn lulzy nonetheless

spaz, July 19, 2010

It’s only geography that stops Kiki Kannibal hooking up with this dude. She talks about him in her live, I think.

kiwi, July 20, 2010

oh kevin, hes so dreamy…

Anonymous, July 20, 2010

he’s funny.

NIKKII, July 20, 2010

i thought this creature was already outed as a girl???

Anonymous, July 20, 2010

OMG u haterz r just jelous of kevin becoz he is soooooooooooooo fitttttttt XD I rilly wanna see him tour orlando biznitches!!!!!

bystander, July 20, 2010

^^Fail

Anonymous, July 20, 2010

I LOVE KEVIN!OK ALL U FUCKING HATTERS CAN LEAVE HIM ALONE<3

dyke, July 20, 2010

thats a dude?

Anonymous, July 26, 2010

LMAO 17. Do you mind being generally ignored apart from when I’m horny?:
21. On a date would you rather-
a) get laid and listen to me talk
or b) talk about your endless womanly interests and not put out?:
23. Do you think I’m desperate?:

And to top it off with the last one…
30. Noodz?:

HAHAHAHAHAAH


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