John Hock, the dethroned King of Stickam and former Myspace heartthrob, used to make scene girls scream and faggots cream.
But look at him NOW:
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JK! He got fat as hell after raping that girl on Stickam.
Okay, where do I start? This non-famous wanna be celeb who’s name goes by “Electric Luxury” is so desperate for fame. First of all, he Tweets to celebs like he talks to them & is friends with them, GET OVER IT! He’s had a few Twitter fights because people call him a fame whore, which he is. Posting disgusting pictures & videos of himself on MySpace, YouTube & Twitter, I guess he really likes to embarras himself A LOT. When he did that “Size of Your Boat” Promo from Jeffree Star & Muff Mommy, EWW.
Don’t even wanna talk about it. He photo shops himself wayyy to much. More than half of his comments on YouTube are hate comments. He sings, really????? His single “Sweet Revenge” is the only song people like NOT! Please stop exposing yourself to the internet, if you are be real because you lie to US & YOURSELF!
Just because you talk to @MUFFMOMMY doesn’t mean you’re now famous!
Stop posting pictures like these on the internet you are not so good looking, if you lose weight maybe you would haha, NOT!
I’m in shock. I have no words. Watch this. I need to know what kind of happy pills that guy’s been taking.
the diva hand. will it get big? like he says so? whatever the hell hogwobbin means?
his “music video”
also he does very beautiful notes like he says so. hes doing a show in london!!!!!?
This irritates me so much but his laugh and some of his facial expressions remind me of a female actress… I swear it’s a character from Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
his facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PhatGayKiD
his youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/PhatGayKiD
Whoa! That’s YOUR favorite band?! NO WAY! MINE TOO!
Or so would say Ashley “Punky” Jude of Myspace.
Self-proclaimed “Para-WHORE!”, and wannabe groupie
Though, she’s a little too pudgy, and obnoxious to have her way most of the time.
Actually, speaking from a year of knowing her (since she’s been on the “concert” scene), ANY of the time.
Anything you like, she immediately likes, and knows more about than you.
Your favorite band or lyric will become her new twitter name within an hour.
Your new tattoo? Watchout! She’ll tweet about her plans to get that “original ink” tattooed on her.
Nice Avril Lavigne logo, by the way. Sure you stole that from someone back in the day, too miss “Punky” Jude.
As if it’s not bad enough.
She claims to be a proffesional photographer.
With what? Her phone camera?
Please, don’t fall for that scam.
She has a new band obsession bi-weekly, all-inclusive of morbidly worshipping them, stalking their tweets, taking obsessive fan girl pictures sporting their merchandise, and spamming them for just one tweet of their attention.
One time, she got asked to drive a band to pick up their Chipotle order (because no-one wanted to play bitch to a band).
She did, and immediately flooded the social networking world with “ZoMGFZZZZ LYkE just got F00D with BrEAthe Carolina!”
Well, actually, just some merchies and techies from various bands went along, and no-one from headlining band Breathe Carolina
Given, the other bands were of moderate size, but, they took her as a bitch – essentially, what she was.
You know, that obsessive girl who will give a free ride 20 miles away just for some Chipotle?
Best part is, they came back bitching and moaning how annoying and fan girlie she was, all the while well she was off on a tangent stating her “claim to fame” all over the internet, in order to gain some sort of envy out of her followers/friends.
The only thing worse than being a groupie, is being far too pathetic to reach that status, so you sit in all of your misery and TRY to get it.
The girl also claims to be a “Music Journalism major working for AP”.
Anyone from the AP world browse this? Didn’t see her name on the site, or in any publication
but apparently, she not only works for them, she essentially IS the magazine
or so she tells bands and their fans to lure them into associating with her
I can’t tolerate fakes. Of any kind.
And having to lie about your invisible degree, career, associations, and then act twelve years old and scream and spam for attention (she’s 23…going on 24, bear in mind), is simply ridiculous.
She’s also made claims of being a lesbian (100%, no boy, ever..although, she has a boyfriend now? like 3 month after?), and being 100% edge (no drugs, drinking, smoking, cussing, fucking). See her album on mypace? Is that a picture of her shamelesly flipping the bird? Yeah, you know, if she didn’t cuss, that wouldn’t fly, would it? Oh, and those drunken tweets from the bar? Nah, of course she’s not drinking! She’s edge, just like her best friend with the “XxX” tattoo prominently across her chest, who’s default a few weeks ago was all inclusive to her holding a beer. No big deal, they’re edge kids! Holding the beer and pretending doesn’t count.
She lies on an EVERYDAY basis about the aforementioned.
She also claims to be drop dead gorgeous, and Hayley Williams’ twin, but hey, she admits.. she’s a para-WHORE.
at least she got half a truth on that one.
She’s better looking than everyone out there, apparently.
Well, I don’t know about you, but bigger people can be pretty.
But she just unflatters herself, completely.
LOOK, LOOK! Her band of the week is right on her.
oh, and nice angle? if you couldn’t see from the previous picture, those angles really do hide a lot…
Whoa! You’re a hypocrite?
Yeah miss para-whore, that you are.
So this chick that goes by the name of “Kitten Fuck” think she’s so hot shit wearing gallons of eyeliner and no pants. Her piercings are gross, her ‘pouty’ wanna be Oliver Sykes lips are annoying and the amount of eyeliner she wears is horrid. How can she look in the mirror and find herself attractive? I mean come on… look at her. She’s fucking hideous.
NOT TO MENTION SHE’S KINDA ON THE CHUBBY SIDE. Not attractive.
Excuse me while I gouge my eyes out.
[Sticky’s note: This was such an obvious self-post, I almost didn’t approve it. But after a minute of watching the video, I realized that this fat tranny has gone beyond fail and entered lolcow territory. I edited the title to something more appropriate and voila, lulz.]
Watch out brandon and jeffree
this is a still from his totally awesome low budget music video that he made in his bathroom
watch his debut music video its fab!