Myspace kids that Time Forgot … and more Brandon Failton. 6 comments

Sticky Drama has most likely gone to the dogs, while I appreciate that Chris needs to make money in order to sustain his existence as well as this site, I think we can all agree the pop ups and redirected pages are pissing us off.

Add to that the fact that Amor Hilton has gotten boring, so much hypocrisy is only interesting for a limited amount of time (and I doubt anything else she does now will surprise us), Dahvies suspected kiddie fiddling is frankly overdone and I think we are all aware that Taryn Elizabeth is not a size 0 and spends too many hours on photoshop.

To write a decent post, I have to either go on about the same deluded events that amalgamate to become Brandon Hiltons life. On troll the graveyard of Myspace for some lulz.

Introducing ‘Tri$h Brutal’ whose 33K of inactive myspace friends are enough to convince her that a circa 2007 coon-tail hair style is still socially acceptable. She also happens to own a copy of Photoshop and the handbook of ‘Fat Girl Angle Shots for SIF’s and Dummies’.

She also has somehow managed to procreate (She has a 9 month old son). Surprise surprise, the guy featured in the photo is not the father, but her internet boyfriend turned IRL BF. At this point I will add that according to her myspace she is 20 (so unusually this was all legal..unless she committed statutory rape herself).

Because for my writing ability, I feel that this is a terrible post, I will finish it with a crescendo of fail, by feeding @BrandonHilton’s ego.

Watch this video of one of his terrible shows
How much money are you wasting on your failing attempt of a music career Brandon? Did you even pay for the cardboard cut-out at the front to make it look like someone would bother watching this bar your poor Mother?

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Anonymous, July 28, 2010

NickiRayne and her sausage fingers. BH is so lucky.

Brett Tastic, July 28, 2010

Trish is such a sweet heart, shut the fuck up about her.
do you even know her? like really?

spaz, July 28, 2010

Lollercoaster initiated.

*golf clap* for 20 year old dimwit with a dumb looking baby (sorry kid, but you look like a cabbage patch doll).

People with coontails and myspace angle pictures: PLEASE stop breeding.

megan, July 28, 2010

blah blah blah scene kids blah blah blah….

Anonymous, July 28, 2010

trish is twenty with a kid, time to wipe off the war paint and rip out the rings, and be a respectable mother. otherwise, looking the way she does now, she will continue to be trolled. so dont go boohooing unless your willing to change an obvious flaw in your outdated appearance.

Anonymous, July 28, 2010


its not even a nice blonde colour.. how could it be that dead?

lack of showering possibly??? making it appear dead ?? =/

my outdoor poodle has nicer hair

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