This girls IS A MESS 24 comments

I’ve dug a little deeper into “albino” JamieDawn and I have fond out that is girl is a train wreck waiting to happen.

According to her myspace, this girl is 23 years old?

Miss. JamieDawn is actually 15 years old.
Yes, 15.
Although she does drink like she is 23 years old, although her myself and twitter has both claimed on multiple occasions that she is straight edge.

Jamie has claimed to have had a drug and alcohol problem starting at the ripe age of 11.

This 15 year old has already dropped out of school and has multiple tattoos

Lets not even mention those nappy extensions.

According to her ex-bestfriend, Ashlyn (, stated, over her myspace status and I quote:
“Jamie had sex with a 20 year old in the same room as her twin sister”
Now, her “twin sister” being Cassie Clarke (, who “stole” her boyfriend of a whole month! Justin (

The 20 year old is unknown, although it is rumored that her and 22 year old Collin Mitchell ( had/are having a relationship.

This is screaming John Hock approval.

Jamie’s Twitter has shown some not so 15 year old talk:

This girl Jamie is a m e s s


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Anonymous, November 6, 2009

How do you know she’s 15, if she is 15 those tattoos are probably hand done, they’re small so it’s a possibility.
Annnnd plenty of 15 year old talk like that.

As for her and the 20&22 year old guys, I have no comment.
She probably has an excuse, especially if she’s drinking as much a you are claiming.

Anonymous, November 6, 2009

Lookbook is so lame.

Anonymous, November 7, 2009

here people go again…talking about these nobodys

osama, November 7, 2009

Because everyone cares about a 15 year old junkie, right?

Anonymous, November 7, 2009

“although her myself and twitter”

so what you’re saying is, this is a self-post.


ben, November 7, 2009

she has a lookbook? LOL hype her~

sean, November 7, 2009

Because 15 year olds don’t drink alcohol. /sarcasm

Anonymous, November 7, 2009

if she really lives in the portland oregon area….then i wouldn’t be surprised if he she really drinks and does drugs…..almost every scene/emo or kandi kid from the portland area are drunk druggies

Anonymous, November 7, 2009

asking for a fake id sounds alot more like a 15 y/o than a 23 year old hahaha

soiherduliekbadgrammar, November 7, 2009

brb moving out of portland

anon, November 7, 2009

so… she’s not albino?

Anonymous, November 7, 2009

She’s not albino..albino people don’t have PURE white hair like that, just really bright blond. Plus, her eyebrows are dark.

Anonymous, November 8, 2009


Anonymous, November 8, 2009

Isn’t she a herme?
She’s said she was…Also, doesn’t she have a kid?
I always thought she was pretty adorable…

kc, November 8, 2009

eh. why do young people insist on lying about their ages? there’s nothing wrong with being 15…everyone is once.

Anonymous, November 8, 2009

fail post

Anonymous, November 8, 2009

who the fuck is this?… I live in oregon and don’t even know the bitch.
gossip about nobodys should be left at school.

MsGoreGrinder, November 8, 2009

whats wrong with having tattoos? and dropping out? hello it’s called a ged and than you go to a community college and go from there. it’s not like your life is over because you didn’t want to do mundane work with a bunch of hs jerks.

blablabla, November 9, 2009

“Although she does drink like she is 23 years old, although her myself-” FAIL.

blablabla, November 9, 2009

I haven’t read the whole thing, but ok. So that dyke is supposed to be her your, I mean her, sister. Who stole her boyfriend for *gasp* one whole month?

…….Little kids, I swear.
All these people are irrelevant to anyone’s lives on SD.

blablabla, November 9, 2009

Her sister’s a straight up dyke, obv. She didn’t steal your, I mean her, boyfriend for *gasp* one whole month.

No one gives a shit about you guys, uhh those people. Irrelevant to all readers on SD.

kaelakillya57, December 30, 2009

Lol I love the part where she talks about preteen pootytang. Hahahahahah! I love her hair and clothes though I wish I had that kinda status at 15 lol jk;)

pewpy, June 1, 2010

Oh my God -__-
Jamie is like my best friend. She’s smart and artistic and has her GED and everything.
Failpost up the yin yang.

pewpy, June 1, 2010

PS, they’re not even real tattoos. Jesus, its pen ink.

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