@BrandonHilton, do you know your months? 25 comments

I stumbled upon BH’s facebook earlier, and saw for the first time, an actual DATE associated with his “ZOMG-GOING-TO-BE-AMAZING” EP, that he has been planning for about 9.3 decades now.
Yet… it says March. Last time I checked, this is July.

…oh wait, I just happened to see people talking about it being released on itunes today? oh god, save us all.

@MatthewLush and @ConnorJon Reunited? 19 comments

Aw, how nice. Not that anybody gaf.

Yet, I still find it semi-ironic that Connor seemed to wait till he was on a “talking/flirting” basis with another e-celeb (Chris Crocker); before he decided to apologize to MattLush.

Connor, you’re never going to be famous — so stop trying to catch some glitter that might fall off of Chris, just like you tried to do with Matt — before he dropped you like a bad habit.

@Brandon_Hilton has such good comebacks and insults, I SWEAR 30 comments

@Jakefuckingwolf (doesnotequal) puberty. 8 comments

Why does Jake sound like a little boy, when he sings? Then again, I’ve never actually heard him speak either, so is his voice really just that high? lmfao.


Looking at a picture of him, you would think he had a decently deep voice.

@Brandon_Hilton really THINKS he is the bee’s knees. 15 comments

@’ing Lindsay Lohan? He’s just like the other little teeny-boppers @’ing their favorite celebs like they’re best friends. NOTE: They’re not going to talk to you.

how are those “free follower” websites working for you, @therubenmartins? No comments


@Brandon_Hilton becomes even more pathetic in fight with @itsHunterbitch 40 comments


…just pathetic

@mmmKiKiKannibal ISN’T REALLY LEAVING THE INTERNET?! 13 comments

oh…joy…bless her heart
I’m sure we were all SO worried that she was going to be off the internet permanently.

*turns around and throws up*

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